Bucky what are you….
That is NOT how you fly a kite
goddammit Bucky you take frisbee too seriously !
Captain America 2: Bucky takes recreational activities to the next level
Tag! You’re it!
russian winter olympics 2014
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I LOVE THE WINTER SOLDIER FANDOM
Got a Benedict Cumberbatch interview in High Life tomorrow, driving Jaguars on ice. If you’re flying BA take a look
First of 30 daily facts gleaned from my Cumberbatch BA High Life interview #bahighlife 1. His favourite city is London
Girl and her dragon growing up and growing old together and stuff. ( I picture dragons having very long lives so it would suck making human friends OTL ) It started as just the first pic but then I wanted to draw the dragon after it hatched and then it just continued from then on…
I am sure its by no means an original concept so I’m gonna add mine to the pile of mythical creature friendships :)
I’m having a horrible artblock so I’m just finishing up doodles I did at work over 4-5 months ago or something OTL
I broke shell in your hands, as red as a poppy;
your love was a jewel,
your hair the first and only gold
I ever hoarded.
In winter, I grew to serpentine loops
in your warm arms;
you held me like coils of priceless silk
and told me our secret name
later, we basked in the sun
by a sea so immesureably old
I forgot to notice that you, too, were ageing.
you taught me to fly with paper wings.
like a stringed kite, you were tethered
to an earth I only learned to leave
because your love bore me up
like a soaring thermal.
the first time your heart broke,
I held you close and wondered how it would feel,
when you broke mine.
years later, when your hair turned white as eggs.
I carried you
as you once carried me, your bones as fragile
as the shell I’d long outgrown -
and now you’re gone.
I cannot call you back.
I guard the earth that tethers you
and hope you’ll wait, my darling -
'till I am done.
Well fuck I didn’t need to start my morning with tears.
That poem *violent sobbing*
Look at Esmeralda tho, she like da fuck you smokin old man get out of my damn face, you creepy
God Damn YOU SEE THIS this is why Frollo is my #1 most evil and creepy Disney Villain of all time.
Villains like Frodo and Gaston terrify me because villains like Frodo and Gaston are real.
I ain’t scared of no sassy low-voiced squid monsters or lions that are gonna murder my dad.
I’m scared of those two.
Esmerelda’s FACE in the last gif though it’s like aw dude that’s gross why can’t you just jack off like a normal guy jesus fuck
I’ve said this to my non-techie friends countless times. It’s no secret that being able to code makes you a better job applicant, and a better entrepreneur. Hell, one techie taught a homeless man to code and now that man is making his first mobile application.
Learning to code…
Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
Snark aside, it’s really important to get stuff like this out there, because pro-life people tend to believe (because religious leaders are very intense about telling them) that abortions are caused by the Venn diagram intersection of “people having sex that they should not be having” and “a cultural insensitivity to the sacredness of life in general and the miracle of conception in particular,” and they see both problems as, if not directly caused by, then at least heavily exacerbated by contraception. One of my pro-life friends sincerely argues that the abortion rate would decrease if contraception were outlawed because people would be forced to start taking sex “seriously” as a precursor to pregnancy (instead of “selfishly” trying to experience the pleasure without acknowledging the life-creating “purpose” of sex.) Articles like this showing the actual effects of contraceptive use in the real world help.